If you live in the UK, you should be aware that from today the penalty for using a mobile while you're driving becomes even tougher. So when you're grovelling to the copper who has pulled you over, be sure to make extra nice and omit any
(a) oinking noises
(b) speculation about why s/he isn't out catching real criminals.
Or it's three points and a sixty quid fine for Gordon Brown to spend on hiring social workers. And you wouldn't want to be responsible for more of those, would you?
(a) oinking noises
(b) speculation about why s/he isn't out catching real criminals.
Or it's three points and a sixty quid fine for Gordon Brown to spend on hiring social workers. And you wouldn't want to be responsible for more of those, would you?
